James Brown *IS* Dead!

  America has been given a horrible present for Christmas this year as James Brown has passed away at the tender old age of 73. The "Godfather of Soul," as he was known, was hospitalized with pneumonia although the exact cause of death is currently undetermined.

The one thing that I will always remember him for are those crazy lyrics that were almost incomprehensible at times, coupled with the rapid foot stomping and dancing of his. His antics and music inspired so many musicians that are considered popular today, such as Mick Jagger, Michael Jackson, David Bowie and more.

The passing of James Brown definitely, or a more apt word would be "finally," gives new meaning to the old school techno song by L.A. Style entitled "James Brown is Dead." I am not entirely certain that there will be mass hysteria due to James Brown's death, although he will be mourned by the entire world.

Rest in peace James Brown! You were one hell of an artistic legend that can never be duplicated or matched.