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UFO Spotted Above Los Angeles

Journal Entry: Sun Jul 15, 2007, 2:55 PM

It is my understanding that a UFO has been spotted above Los Angeles, CA. Has anyone witnessed any random anal probings from the armada of aliens that are sure to attack ostensibly innocent bystanders? Although information about the UFO is spotty and unreliable, it has been overheard by fairly reliable sources that the current invasion is expected to last weeks.

If anyone does manage to catch a glimpse of the surreptitious aliens that are sure to be probing the citizens of Los Angeles throughout the next few weeks then let me know, as I am cataloging all encounters and abductions.

Interested in more information on this subject matter then feel free to ask. Only serious inquiries will be entertained.

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!Psychedelic-Freak Jul 15, 2007, 2:58:47 PM

It was you, wasn't it?

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~Draith Jul 15, 2007, 3:02:53 PM

JARK SET LOOSE HIS ALIEN FAMILY!

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Or it's just some friend having fun...

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~TomerM Jul 15, 2007, 3:05:56 PM

I have no problem with you or your friends probing me, just do it when i'm asleep so i wont feel anything...

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`zacthetoad Jul 15, 2007, 3:17:03 PM

I'm not sure whether to read this an analogy or not.

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~ceeque Jul 15, 2007, 3:21:59 PM

Ok??

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~Suspeito Jul 15, 2007, 3:23:07 PM

YOU DID IT

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